So, like this is like, my daddy, Gus, He's like, so cool and groom me, like always! What's there not to love ?

I'm like totally cute but, like, oh my god, i'm being like totally photographed and I'm like, totally thirsthy? How am I supposed to be, like expectet to dringk , like, anything below Evian? I, like need my agent , 'cause, oh my God, this kill my fan base!